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I am
an artist and
I'm obliged
to work
as a Human Speech Monitor
as a One-handed Thing Holder
as a Home Builder for small creatures
as a Prankster
as a Revenger
as a Productive Walker
as a Human Tool
proper functions of the Tool include, but not limited to:
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to help making your work
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to make your work for you
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to applause during your critics and advisory meetings
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to help you to google things, such as how to admit yourself to a psych ward
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to use as a temporary man table
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to use as an object holder
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to watch you cry apathetically
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to smoke with you in silent
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to hug you every 5mins for 50mins emotionlessly
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to eat lunch with you or eat your lunch
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to cheer for your shitty works
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to break all your dishes
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to drill small and large holes in your studio per your instruction
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to crawl with you from your apartment to your studio
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to count the sheets of your toilet papers to make sure they have the exact number of sheets indicated on the package
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to tell you life is worth living and your existence means a lot repeatedly until you started to realize that's bullshit
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