I can't say it to you but I need to say it. Sharing a toilet with you is not as romantic as I thought and we should divorce pls thank you see you in court on 6/9/2026. I was watching some stock market analysis and the dude on the show says“you know what they say about opinions it’s like buttholes, everybody’s got one.” I don’t know, dude. I thought I loved you, but I think I just like broken vending machines, especially when I’m not the one who broke them.